What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 05:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Royals calling up red-hot top prospect Jac Caglianone less than year after being drafted - New York Post

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Critically Panned MindsEye Makes Surprising Debut in First Sales Report - Push Square

No go.

share office space ...

Apple will let third party music apps show animated artwork on the iPhone lock screen, not just Apple Music - 9to5Mac

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Do women like watching men sucking men?

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Mick Ralphs, Guitarist in Bad Company and Mott the Hoople, Dead at 81 - Rolling Stone

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Consequatur explicabo natus minima expedita.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Banking data reveals early warning signs of cognitive decline in older adults - Medical Xpress

No, not a chance

No way

Next, they tried...

Anthropic researchers predict a ‘pretty terrible decade’ for humans as AI could wipe out white collar jobs - Fortune

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

So they tried

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The Unlikely Group Getting Rich Off Dave’s Hot Chicken’s $1 Billion Deal - Forbes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Aut perferendis voluptatibus eum sapiente officiis est explicabo itaque.