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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 05:47

Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No go.
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Do women like watching men sucking men?
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Mick Ralphs, Guitarist in Bad Company and Mott the Hoople, Dead at 81 - Rolling Stone
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Consequatur explicabo natus minima expedita.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No, not a chance
No way
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
So they tried
Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The Unlikely Group Getting Rich Off Dave’s Hot Chicken’s $1 Billion Deal - Forbes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Aut perferendis voluptatibus eum sapiente officiis est explicabo itaque.